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Crab gets some mean comments on his video.
Created by Bart Batchelor and Chris Nielson.
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iPod
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Craig is sent on a mission. Created by Bart Batchelor and Chris Nielson. bite.ca Facebook: bitetv Twitter: bitetv
Hat
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Crab has to hide a body. Created by Bart Batchelor and Chris Nielson. bite.ca Facebook: bitetv Twitter: bitetv
Hammer
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Crab tries to watch a home improvement show. Created by Bart Batchelor and Chris Nielson. bite.ca Facebook: bitetv Twitter: bitetv
Gun
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Crab fears for his life. Created by Bart Batchelor and Chris Nielson. bite.ca Facebook: bitetv Twitter: bitetv
Fishing
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Crab goes fishing and catches a cabbage. Created by Bart Batchelor and Chris Nielson. bite.ca Facebook: bitetv Twitter: bitetv
Banana
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Crab becomes a plastic surgeon. Created by Bart Batchelor and Chris Nielson. bite.ca Facebook: bitetv Twitter: bitetv
Crabland Marathon DELETE
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A story in four parts. Created by Bart Batchelor and Chris Nielson. bite.ca Facebook: bitetv Twitter: bitetv
The End
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For Crab, it's over before it starts. Created by Bart Batchelor and Chris Nielson. bite.ca Facebook: bitetv Twitter: bitetv
Dad Drives - Part 4
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Dad Drives is a new comedy series created by Dan Beirne (Space Riders) and Mark Little (Picnicface, Mr. D). Want to contribute to the series? Watch this episode and take our survey: bit.ly/daddrivessurvey DAD DRIVES EPISODE 1 Malcolm (Dan Beirne) is a new grad with a degree in General Arts who's undecided about what that means for his future. Welcomed by his parents, Malcolm is reminded why bei...
Dad Drives - Part 2
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Dad Drives is a new comedy series created by Dan Beirne (Space Riders) and Mark Little (Picnicface, Mr. D). Want to contribute to the series? Watch this episode and take our survey: bit.ly/daddrivessurvey DAD DRIVES EPISODE 1 Malcolm (Dan Beirne) is a new grad with a degree in General Arts who's undecided about what that means for his future. Welcomed by his parents, Malcolm is reminded why bei...
Dad Drives - Part 1
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Dad Drives is a new comedy series created by Dan Beirne (Space Riders) and Mark Little (Picnicface, Mr. D). Want to contribute to the series? Watch this episode and take our survey: bit.ly/daddrivessurvey DAD DRIVES EPISODE 1 Malcolm (Dan Beirne) is a new grad with a degree in General Arts who's undecided about what that means for his future. Welcomed by his parents, Malcolm is reminded why bei...
Dad Drives - Part 3
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Dad Drives is a new comedy series created by Dan Beirne (Space Riders) and Mark Little (Picnicface, Mr. D). Want to contribute to the series? Watch this episode and take our survey: bit.ly/daddrivessurvey DAD DRIVES EPISODE 1 Malcolm (Dan Beirne) is a new grad with a degree in General Arts who's undecided about what that means for his future. Welcomed by his parents, Malcolm is reminded why bei...
New Beat
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Band practice results in some freestyle raps. Created by Bart Batchelor and Chris Nielson. bite.ca Facebook: bitetv Twitter: bitetv
Hamburger
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Words cannot explain. Created by Bart Batchelor and Chris Nielson. bite.ca Facebook: bitetv Twitter: bitetv
Ketchup
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Ketchup
Hot Dog
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Hot Dog
Pancake Jail
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Pancake Jail
Questing - Crabland
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Questing - Crabland
Getting a Job - Crabland
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Getting a Job - Crabland
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Battle Cats | Ep. 6 | Pt. 3
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КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @RepublicofODLUM
    @RepublicofODLUM 3 дні тому

    Such a funny show man. It depressed me that shows like big bang theory make millions while this gets ignored...

  • @yisforyellow7014
    @yisforyellow7014 4 дні тому

    This is beautiful.

  • @hamsterhuey3880
    @hamsterhuey3880 16 днів тому

    This is a time capsule of old UA-cam, but like, not one I particularly miss

  • @nathanwebb6124
    @nathanwebb6124 26 днів тому

    1:27 another dumb sale

  • @BbKing-h5z
    @BbKing-h5z 29 днів тому

    Goofy ass bum your a weirdo

  • @El_Frijolito0
    @El_Frijolito0 Місяць тому

    Joder viejo justo en la infancia

  • @c-rabbit08
    @c-rabbit08 Місяць тому

    Lager for me

  • @Jamesbondo-kf4np
    @Jamesbondo-kf4np 3 місяці тому

    Pork chop

  • @theoriginalrockysprings
    @theoriginalrockysprings 3 місяці тому

    Jesus haven't seem this in ages

  • @pengudatu
    @pengudatu 3 місяці тому

    I discovered this video with my grandad when I was a kid I'm 21 now

  • @ItzBloomArt-mi9bh
    @ItzBloomArt-mi9bh 3 місяці тому

    This is so funny wth 😂😂

  • @Batman11263
    @Batman11263 3 місяці тому

    I may have messed up

  • @nevermind_182
    @nevermind_182 3 місяці тому

    I found it. After all those years..

  • @sarnobat2000
    @sarnobat2000 4 місяці тому

    Any idea why a cat would like this?

  • @Birdtendo
    @Birdtendo 4 місяці тому

    As a fellow Edmontonian, thank you.

  • @Tedgamer-hm9hq
    @Tedgamer-hm9hq 4 місяці тому

    Make part 5 we need harley quinn, poison ivy, and other characters

  • @pegahgheissary9560
    @pegahgheissary9560 4 місяці тому

    😍😍

  • @PhoenixMagnet
    @PhoenixMagnet 5 місяців тому

    This was interesting when I first saw it

  • @user-ok7jm4so3h
    @user-ok7jm4so3h 5 місяців тому

    Hi Gino, I watched this. Luv Martine

  • @matthewto9432
    @matthewto9432 6 місяців тому

    THAT IS A MEME NYAY Animals!

  • @matthewto9432
    @matthewto9432 6 місяців тому

    WHAT THE FUCK

  • @Tylerbomb5000
    @Tylerbomb5000 7 місяців тому

    All soundtracks used 0:00 Alliance - iMovie 0:24 Mystery Accents 01 - iMovie 0:36 Heroes - iMovie 0:47 Saber - iMovie 1:06 Flurry - iMovie 1:16 Mastermind - iMovie 1:34 Super Stager - iMovie 1:58 Dogma - iMovie 2:34 Soaring - iMovie

  • @GLynnQuint
    @GLynnQuint 7 місяців тому

    7:17... wait for it

  • @adamlovesuniverse2267
    @adamlovesuniverse2267 7 місяців тому

    I remember this video when I was younger and I loved angry birds ❤❤ and it was nostalgia!

  • @number1mouse
    @number1mouse 8 місяців тому

    I am now going to play the penis game at work. 🤣😈

  • @ProfessorZoom600
    @ProfessorZoom600 8 місяців тому

    1ST Comment and Yaya Han fan here.

  • @timrs2001
    @timrs2001 8 місяців тому

    Perfect! :D

  • @SonicDeeHedgehog
    @SonicDeeHedgehog 8 місяців тому

    I love kissing a man with a mustache

  • @grandoccultist9887
    @grandoccultist9887 8 місяців тому

    Way to fuck up a good movie

  • @anothertrackmom
    @anothertrackmom 8 місяців тому

    2009 2012

  • @user-wg5xg6hf5e
    @user-wg5xg6hf5e 9 місяців тому

    2:05

  • @makotohan166
    @makotohan166 10 місяців тому

    Still a meme to this day

  • @Jsgamer117
    @Jsgamer117 11 місяців тому

    Anybody have the uncut Poop encore, I'd like to make it into a ring tone.

  • @Jetblackpope-zz5bv
    @Jetblackpope-zz5bv 11 місяців тому

    I loved this friggin show during its original run

  • @spinnyroolz3682
    @spinnyroolz3682 Рік тому

    Used to be you’d go up to do an eight minute set, and you’d pay your brother to sit up front and laughs for you, now we’ve got folks joking over the laughter cuz they’re laughing too much Must be fuckin nice

  • @wiliberstafford1409
    @wiliberstafford1409 Рік тому

    Dear Trevor I would vote the hell for you man. You are an amazing comedian. F***you are funny!

  • @Tedgamer-hm9hq
    @Tedgamer-hm9hq Рік тому

    When you gonna comeback, please episode 5

  • @Tedgamer-hm9hq
    @Tedgamer-hm9hq Рік тому

    Cast Bomb as batman Red as robin Chuck as commissioner gordon Blue bird as batgirl Pig #1 as two faces Pig #2 as joker

    • @mambodockrill
      @mambodockrill Рік тому

      Wasn't Pig 1 Harley Quinn?

    • @Tedgamer-hm9hq
      @Tedgamer-hm9hq Рік тому

      No harley quinn isn't in this video the pig 1 is two faces

  • @Tedgamer-hm9hq
    @Tedgamer-hm9hq Рік тому

    Nostalgia... I remember back in 2012 my friend and i used to watch this on his laptop

  • @PooleSilly
    @PooleSilly Рік тому

    since the topic Christianity has been mentioned in this video I myself am grateful to say that I am a born again Christian and have been since I was 19.......first off let me say how grateful i am that there definitely come moments and opportunities where we can get our hearts filled and tickled with laughter we can laugh cut up and tell funny jokes!!!! the Bible does say that laughter is a good medicine and i know comedians are funny and can lift you with laughter!!!!! it is such a blessing to bring laughter and joy to our souls!!!!!! to God Be All The Glory!!!!! however folks on the other hand comedians may be funny but not all comedy is clean comedy and I have to pray for those comedians who are lost and don’t belong to Christ that they might turn into him quickly before it’s eternally too late and too it is absolutely no laughing matter if you don’t know Christ as your savior because it burdens my soul to think that you are headed for a terrible place called Hell where the Bible says the fire is never quenched and the worm dies not! And it is no joke that you are not promised tomorrow! If you want to know how to be saved from this horrible reality then please by all means don’t hesitate to comment right back so I can lead you to the savior! 2 Corinthians 6:2 clearly states “now is the time of God’s favor, now is the day of salvation!” And Hebrews 3:15 clearly states, “Today if you hear his voice don’t harden your hearts! It is not me but the Holy Spirit that I pray reveals to you the truth of his precious gospel......John 3:16 says for God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whoever believes on him will not perish but have everlasting life! V 17 says then V 18 says whoever believes on the son is not condemned but whoever does not believe on the son is condemned already because he has not believed on the son whom God has sent! Also Acts 16:30-31 what must I do to be saved? And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house I am not threatening anyone but just warning them what will happen if they reject this precious gift of eternal life! Christ died a horrible criminals death! He was beaten brutally mocked spit upon and endured countless hours of torture pain for all of our sins! Ppl go to hell because they reject that pardon for their sins! And Jesus is saying to them in Matthew 25:41 depart from me you cursed into everlasting fire prepared for the devil and his angels! Hell was only prepared for Satan and his angels! It is not God who threatens anyone it is the craziness of rejecting the free pardon of salvation! It’s like if you’re in court you’ve committed a crime say you murdered someone! Now if you say to that Judge hey I know I’ve done a terrible thing of murdering that person but I hear you’re a good judge and so I know you’ll be fair to me...... the judge is going to reply well yes you’re right about one thing I am a good judge and because I’m a good judge I’m going to see to it that you’re punished and that justice is served! Well then all of a sudden someone you don’t even know comes forward and says you know what I know he’s committed the crime he’s committed and he deserves to go to jail but I really don’t want to see him go to prison so I’ll just go to prison for him so he can go free! So if you accepted that offer you’d be free to leave the courtroom but if you didn’t well you’d be crazy and go to prison yourself! Well that’s exactly how it was 2,000 years ago! He is God in human flesh and he came to this earth lived a perfect sinless life and even though he knew that we had sinned and because of our sins deserved to die miserably but he said no I don’t want to see them suffer so I will go and take their punishment for them! Even though he did absolutely nothing wrong still he chose to take the punishment for our sins so we can be set free from the power bondages and consequences of our disobedience to God! Romans 5:8 says For God commends his love toward us that while we were yet sinners Christ died for us! 1 John 2:2 says he was made to be the propitiation for our sins! And not just for our sins but the sins of the whole world! 2 Corinthians 5:21 He who knew no sin became Sin for us that we would be made his righteousness! The truth is if you had to get to Heaven by your own effort then you cannot do it! Because Romans 3:10 says there is not one that does good! No Not One! Romans 3:23 says For all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God! Romans 6:23 says For the wages of sin is death! But the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our lord! But the good news is Romans 10:9 If we confess with our mouth and believes in our hearts that Christ died for our sins then was raised from the dead we will be saved! V 10 For it’s with the heart we believe and it’s with the mouth confession is made unto salvation! God gave us 10 commandments to follow and we’ve broken every one of them! And because God is a good God he cannot allow our disobedience to him to go unpunished! Well then like I just mentioned above his son Jesus stepped forward and said no I don’t want to see them punished so I will take their punishment for them! And also like I said he died a terrible substitute criminal’s death for us on a cross so now all we have to do is accept that payment for our sins and we can escape the terrible wrath of God that is to fall on them who do not accept this atonement that was sacrificed for our sins! Praise the lord Romans 10:13 says Whoever calls on the name of the lord shall be saved! And 1 Peter 1:4 you’re an inheritance incorruptible, and undefiled, and that fadeth not away, reserved in heaven for you! Christ clearly said in John 14:6 I am the way the truth and the life and no one comes to the father but through me! Acts 4:12 clearly states that there is no other name given unto Heaven or earth by which we must be saved as there is salvation in no other! Jesus clearly states that there is clearly only one way to Salvation and it’s him that’s it! There is no other way! God Bless everyone who reads!

  • @PooleSilly
    @PooleSilly Рік тому

    God right now I lift up everyone who is reading this and lord I pray in Jesus Name that if there is anyone who doesn’t know you or is troubled about their souls reading this then by all means please allow this comment to enlighten their path to draw them to yourself and gloriously be saved from that horrible eternal place called Hell lord that’s my prayer and that’s my hope! I pray that Satan will be completely banned from this comment right now in Jesus Name and Satan only by the authority of Jesus Christ and his word which I stand upon you are completely banned from this comment! I don’t care whether you like it or not I am praying for the lost to get saved and am seeking to completely set fire to your harvest Mr.! you are nothing but a Liar with a capital L the father of Lies!!!!! A cheater! A deceiver! A joker! A murderer! A thief! A stalker! A depressant! And most of all a father of lies low down yellow dog loooooooser! And there's absolutely nothing you're going to say or do that's going to change your future whatsoever! you are going to be cast into the lake of fire where you're going to burn forever and ever and whether you like it or not we are all gods children and praise be to God we won't be joining you......... So in Jesus name I demand and insist that you back away from us entirely leave us all alone get thee behind Jesus and don't come back you hear me? Don't come back ever and in Jesus name be gone forever your father of lies loser! Because you're going to hell! Repeat you're going to hell! And your time is short! Lord again please just reach out to the lost folks that read this comment! Lord if anyone is troubled about their souls then please I beg you may they waste no time commenting back to me so I can show them how to come to know the precious sweet savior Jesus who made it possible to escape the wrath to come! God time is running out and ppl need to respond to the Gospel quickly before it is too late! If Jesus would forsake the 99 sheep go outta his way to still try to save the one remaining lost lamb then can you please use me to reach out to the remaining lost lambs! Also please be with Ray Comfort Kirk Cameron and all those street preaching and sharing your word and the gospel during these darkening days lord I want nothing more than to see your wonderful precious and holy name most high and glorified whatever that takes! Lord as your children everyday I ask that you please fill our hearts with much patience grace wisdom strength and obedience to accomplish your perfect will and as we as your children through these dark days seek the bright light of your face May we daily much exalt magnify and glorify high and lift up the king of kings and the Lord of lords much to the fullest extent in all we say and do lord that's my prayer and that's my hope! Please lord again use us and strengthen us to win the lost to you! As always God in the good times you are worthy to be praised and we're going to give you all the glory with thanksgiving in our hearts for you giving us all things to enjoy and in the bad times we're still going to do just the same lord because you are Jehovah Jireh our provider Jehovah Nissi our banner Jehovah Ropheka our healer and the perfect physician Dr. Jesus Christ Jehovah Shalom our wonderful and blessed prince of peace! And the God who comforts us in all of our afflictions! You are the alpha the omega the beginning and the end! The first and the last are you! The absolute timeless God the eternal God the infinite God the Holy God the righteous God the beautiful God the Rose of Sharon the buckler the captain of our soul the dayspring from on high the daystar the bright and morning star the lily of the valley the light of the world! Lord thank you so much for your death on the cross for our sins! Romans 5:8 says God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. And also John 3:16-17 says For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life! For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. Yes lord you are worthy of all our praise worship and adoration! Thank you for your unfailing love toward us and for saving our souls from the pits of Hell! And Lord no matter how fiery our trials can become lord just giving you all the praise and thanksgiving will cause us to become overcomers and more than conquerors! And as always no matter how painful or even unbearable our temporary sufferings can become still Romans 8:18 paints just the perfect picture of just how small and temporary our troubles are compared to eternity as it states that our present sufferings are not worthy to be compared to the glory that shall be revealed in us! And I also know that 1st Thessalonians 4:16-18 day is coming For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. Wherefore comfort one another with these words. Also 1 Corinthians 15:51-52 tells us that Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed, In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed. And also Revelation 21:4 day is near and God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes and there shall be no more crying death sorrow neither shall there be any more pain for all the former things have passed away and all things are new! What a day that will be! When my Jesus I shall see! When I look upon his face! The one who saved me by his grace! When he takes me by the hand and leads me to the promised land! What a day! Glorious day! That will be! Just a few more weary days and then I'll fly away! To that place where Joy shall never end! I'll fly away! I'll fly away oh glory! I'll fly away in the morning! When I die hallelujah by and by! I'll fly away! By and by when the morning comes! When the saints of God are gathered home we will tell the story of how we've overcome! And we'll understand it better by and by! Sing the wondrous love of Jesus! Sing his mercy and his grace! In the mansions bright and blessed! He'll prepare for us a place! When we all get to heaven what a day of rejoicing that will be! When we all see Jesus! We'll sing and shout the victory! O victory in Jesus! My savior forever! He sought me! And bought me! With his redeeming blood! He loved me ere I knew him! And all my love is due him! He plunged me to victory! Beneath the cleansing flood! And as Titus 2:13 puts it we are waiting for that blessed hope of the glorious appearing of our lord and savior Jesus Christ! I'm kinda homesick for a country to which I've never been before! No sad good byes will there be spoken! And time won't matter anymore! Beluah Land I'm longing for you and someday on thee I'll stand where my home shall be eternal! Beluah Land Sweet Beluah Land!!!! Yes lord what a wonderful beautiful glorious and victorious morning that still lies ahead for all of us who belong to you and are called according to your purpose! Forever all our pain will be forever forgotten ousted and vanished in the presence of our lord and savior Jesus Christ! Yes lord please use these reminders to set all of our minds on things above and not things down here! and finally when all is said and done please just multiply and pour out all on our days ahead with much smiles satisfaction and laughter unimaginable sunshiny happy days and Joy unspeakable! Also please fill each of our cup till it overflows! Finally please just remind us we as brothers and sisters Will be in much prayer for each other love one another dearly and will never give up on one another as long as it takes and I pray all this in his precious and holy name amen.......:-)

  • @fastestdino2
    @fastestdino2 Рік тому

    For anyone wondering what heppened to Bite, it's this: They basically got defuncted by Bell Media and they turned the channel into the makeful channel. Essentially they realized that there was no longer really a market for young male viewers on cable and they went with an older female demographic naturally.

  • @smithandsuperdeadeyeofthew823

    I remember this

  • @kevinzurita9731
    @kevinzurita9731 Рік тому

    A batman who kills red hood and damian wayne aprove

  • @user-kg4zr4bl9b
    @user-kg4zr4bl9b Рік тому

    Sega angry birds parodys

  • @Kerq401
    @Kerq401 Рік тому

    Nostalgia hits hard

  • @msmaha10
    @msmaha10 Рік тому

    1:52 Robin, NOOOO! Joker PIIIG!

  • @dragon-xr9rv
    @dragon-xr9rv Рік тому

    I used to watching this when i was a kid

  • @jonathanlane6130
    @jonathanlane6130 Рік тому

    I feel so bad for the other contestants. Such an amazing sleeping giant with the way he came on stage.

  • @onionio3625
    @onionio3625 Рік тому

    destruccion total 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣